(Lighting a joint)
Go head man
Boy that's 5
That's got to be

I hit it from worst ways
After the first day
I'm needin' it everyday
And twice on a Thursday

Blood thick than water
In pounds better than quarters
I'm smoking two joints
While I'm knockin' down yo daughter

Dope House Records is on fire
So grab the estinguisher
I smoked out in the beamer
'Bout to get emphezema

Gun slingers rap singers
With more stripe than the Bengals
No need for the gang sign
I'm using my trigga finga'

Now won't you roll one?
Po' the four one
Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed
With no one

You know me
I'm young Happy P
Kick back and blow a sweet
While my *****s move keys

***** please, I got G's
Sippin' Corona with Lima squeeze
And platinum P's
Only smoke on the fine leaves

I started out
Sellin' five dollar sweets
And now I'm elevating
Sellin' 5000 dollar beats

I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Man this killer herb got me runnin' over curbs
And writing these raps full of misspelled words
I curse on my verse snatch yo ***** like a purse
'Cause she like the *****ies that I slapped on my hearse

I take two charges, it's really quite harmless
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded, ha ha
I started in 82 in fifth grade
You can say I was in high school, true smoka

I got married at an early age
Con mi hermosa
Maria es mi esposa
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa
Mafiosa

Pero es un otra cosa
My wife es celoisa
No yores mariposa
Tan chiclosa
Te triago from coasta coasta

I got your corizon droppin' mi bolsa
Borracho de tu besos
Hoja pa mis wesos
Me trais pesos
Con hidea pa me seso

I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Diamond pop the balla scene
Smoke two joints where I can beam
Flip the scene bizatines
Sippin' lean sticky green

Come out fresh when it spring
Steady flossin' diamond rings
Bustin' gats with Bing
Catchin' squares at ten

Baby Beeshi got the throne
Happy P we fittin' to roll
And shut 'em down we livin' throwed
Got the keys, we got the vo's

Hit and run cause the scheme
Hold my breath and feel my spin
Since diamond came around
Now she down with a team

Now I'm down with Bobby Brown
But I love Al Green
Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans
'Bout to blow 'em back to back takin' two to the dome

Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown
Stay stoned out the mode
Drop a flow rock a show
Got to go out the do

Boppin' hoe after close
Nose hits roach clips
Place a pink in my eye
And I'm always down wit tryin' new ways to reach for the sky

I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Now I be blowin' only one but less than three
That's the recipe
Yes indeed blowin' oooey gooey a necessity

Don't question me

Blowin' heavily till I'm 70
That's the remedy
Feelin' famous like the Kennedy's
From here to Tennessee sippin' hennesse

Smokin' with intensity
Feel my ghetto energy
Fools be sweatin' me for that rush in the Lebanese
I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly, Beverly

Two joints be smellay in my Cadi
From the valley to Cali
In the alley servin' patties
Hastled by federals

Drippin' candy, sippin' brandy
Twenty inches look fancy
On my way to the Grammys
Hoes droppin' they *******

Got a freak named Sandy
Makin' hits like Sammie
I'm posted up with biscuits
And chicken fried steak at Grandy's

Smashin' off man fo sho
Got my TV's on glow
Smokin' two smokin' four
Then mo' with two mo'
Then mo' with two mo'
Then mo' with two mo'