Don't you wanna be a personality
An ocean in the sea?
But you'll never make it if you can't shake it
So don't mistake it, just try and fake it

And I want you to know, you don't have far to go
So we'll use all your dough to buy new clothes
And see what flows, and powder your nose
For those photos

You're almost on your way to popularity
And we'll teach you to play
With icy stare and punk rock hair
And Beatnik flair, we'll take you there

'Cause there's nobody else like you
And we sure care just what you're doing
After we have gone our separate ways

So don't you want to be a big time entity?
Your place in history
But don't be scared of what we said
'Cause there's no end to being your friend

But wait out in the hall, we've just received a call
We'll have to dump you all
But don't you try to pass us by
'Cause we own you until we're through

And there's so many round like you
And we don't care just what you're doing
After we have gone our separate ways