There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and *** with women, MMMKay
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

You can do it, it's all up to you, MMMKay
With a little plan you can change your life today

You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see
It's easy MMMKay

Step one, instead of *** say buns
Like 'Kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns hole'
Step two, instead of **** say poo
As in 'Bull poo', 'Poo head' and this 'Poo is cold'

Step three, with ***** drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say ***k anymore
Because ***k is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word MMMKay

We can do it, it's all up to us, MMMKay
(MMMKay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today

You can change it today
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see
It's easy MMMKay

Step one, instead of *** say buns
Like 'Kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns hole'
Step two, instead of **** say poo
As in 'Bull poo', 'Poo head' and this 'Poo is cold'

Step three, with ***** drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say ***k anymore
Because ***k is the worst word that you can say
***k is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say ***k, no we shouldn't say ***k, ***k no
You're cured, you can go

We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy MMMKay

It's easy MMMKay
It's easy MMMKay
It's easy MMMKay
It's easy MMMKay

It's easy MMM
It's easy MMM
It's easy MMMKay

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MMMKay
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