Eddie kick started his career
One summertime in May
A ****ty band with friends from school
But only he could really play

The moment that he took the stage
The fans were blown away
(The fans were blown away)
I always knew that he'd go far
I'm glad, I lived to see the day

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame, he'll never be around to see them grow

Said he screwed a different girl, after every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

At 3 a.m. it's getting late
The after party's closed
But everybody follows Eddie
They just won't leave him alone

Calls seven girls to his hotel room
Takes off all their clothes
(Takes off all their clothes, clothes, clothes)
Some people say he had it easy
But that is just the way it goes

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame, he'll never be around to see them grow

Said he screwed a different girl, after every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

He's in deep and there's a reason
He's all alone and he can't change
Like the seasons
They come and then they go

To all the kids that don't look
Like their mum or dad
Don't freak out
Don't you let it make you mad

As long as they both love you
Then you should be glad
Just think about the little problem
Eddie had

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame, he'll never be around to see them grow

Said he screwed a different girl, after every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow

Said he screwed a different girl, after every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)