Hear about it every day
Shoom, shoom, Buddha, Buddha
Jesus Christ, yeah
Ain't it just the way?
Bang, bang jitterbug, black and white

When you don't know what to say
Go blah, blah, flippy, floppy
Hold me tight, you just can't look away
When the dirty doggers do it in the car park lights

Gotta make our way to the institution
Check us all in make a contribution
Redefine your rights in the constitution
Better look good for the final solution

That's life, semi delicious
I like it, semi delicious
Too much fun make your heartbeat stop
Too tasty with the cream on top

Chop it up and walk the line
Hip hop, Allah, Allah
Lord be praised
Now who's got the time?

Flim-flam magic mix, out of phase
Maybe it works out fine
Sing song chemistry
Lucky day, didn't see the signs
All the madness and the metal on the motorway

Gotta get in front beat the competition
Gotta get a seat guaranteed admission
Keep a cool head make some good decisions
Focus on the plan and the final mission

Unhand me, semi delicious
I can't stand it, semi delicious
Half the calories half the taste
Half-dead half-arsed half-cut half-baked