Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're cozy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell, I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed goodnight
That's the way I just gotta behave
And if I were a lamp, I'd light
Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate, I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch
I'd start popping, my spring
Oh and if I were a bell
I'd go, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson, I'm learning
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge, I'd be burning

Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing
And if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing, my dressing

Or if I were a season
I'd surely be Spring
Yes and if I were a bell
Say, if I were a bell
If I were a bell
I'd go, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding