So you've come to see if I'm really sick, is that it?
No, no

So you can tell everyone there's not a thing wrong with me
(No, no, no)
That I just don't care about my job
(No, no, I)
Well, Mr. Nowack, you're not going to have that chance
What time is it?
(What?)
I won't be very late

Where's my other shoe, help me find my other shoe
Don't just stand there like that where's my shoe
(I think you should lie down)
Help me find my other shoe, I can't leave until I do
Will you give me my hat, where's my shoe?
(Please, Miss Balash, lie down)

I hate to disappoint you, now that you've got your hopes up
Thrilled to be doing something mean
(Miss Balash, do be sensible)
Just tell me if it's cold out, come help me pick a sweater
I can't decide on white or green
(Now Miss Balash, you're sick and you ought to lie down)

Where'd you put my shoe? That's a sneaky thing to do
You don't want me to go, do you? I can see right through you
Where's my shoe? You shouldn't be on your feet
Where's my shoe? Be a good girl and go
My right, back to

If I were a shoe, where would I have gotten to?
Now, if I were a shoe I'd be there
(Please, Miss Balash, lie down)
Is it very cold? Yes, you told me it was cold
Tell me what kind of dress should I wear?
(You've a fever I think)

I couldn't wear a sweater, that wouldn't fit my mood now
I feel like wearing something gay
I'm feeling so much better, I feel so gay and giddy
One shoe and I'll be on my way

Ha ha ha ha, see? There is nothing wrong with me
I am going you can't stop me, stop it now please, drop me
Put me down, where's my shoe?
My right shoe