He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Somethin' seemed to catch his eye
Over my shoulder, over my shoulder

I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new, he wanted to
Know her, know her

Oh yeah
Then she flicked her hair
(Yeah)
Oh yeah, he began to stare

Waiter
(Waiter)
Bring me water
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter)
Bring me water
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter)
Bring me water

Uh, oh, I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Hold her, hold her

Oh, yeah, I ain't gettin' nowhere
(Yeah)
Oh, yeah, she's still standing there

Waiter
(Waiter)
Bring me water
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter)
Bring me water
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter)
Bring me water

There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water

I don't know what he finds so distractin'
What's so hot about her?
I really don't like the way he's actin'
Bring me water

Uh, bring it on
Uhh, Oh
What's so hot about her
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Waiter)
Bring me water
Gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter)
Bring me water
Send him back to school

(Waiter)
Bring me water
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter)
Bring me water
Waiter, bring me water