Hey, give that back, stop

Up out of the jungle
Up into the sky
Up over the mountains
Ten thousand feet high

Then down from the mountains
And into the news
Went Horton the elephant chasing the Who's
Chasing the Who's

This is the Cat in the Hat
Live from Skycam Five
Folks, the Jungle of Nool
Is one heck of a drive

We've got monkeys backed up
To the 302
I'd find alternate routes
If I were you

Then over the desert, the Desert of Dreze
And into the forest with thousands of trees
Past Sneetches on beaches
And sour kangaroos

Went Horton the elephant chasing the Who's
(Chasing the Who's)
Chasing the Who's
(Chasing the Who's)

Still chasing your dust?
Why, it's safe as can be
We're monkeys to trust
Or well, don't you agree?

Well, just to be sure
We are handing it off
To a black-bottomed eagle named
Vlad Vladikoff
Please, wait

All that late afternoon
And far into the night
That black-bottomed bird
Flapped his wings in fast flight

And he paid no attention
To Horton's loud call
A person's a person
No matter how small

We're Who's here, we're all Who's here
Please don't let us fall
We're Who's here, we could bruise here
Helpless, weak and small

On Horton traveled and on that bird flew
And, oh, there was trouble, trouble on Who
That black-bottomed eagle
Was cruel as could be

'Cause at 6:56
Vlad Vladikoff dropped it
The clover went tumbling
And nobody stopped it

Head over heels
One hundred miles down
Fell the poor little Who's
And their whole tiny town