I was once a plain little bird like you, kid
One pathetic feather was all I grew
I had nothing showoffish
What's a plain bird to do?
And there's certainly nothing showoffish on you

Thank you, Mayzie
Then I made a plan for my self-improvement
No more crumbs, I vowed I would have the cake
Yes, I went to the doctor, Doctor Dake by the lake
And he told me what sort of a pill I should take

Now I'm amayzing Mayzie
As feathered as feathered can be now
Amayzing Mayzie, it was all for sale

Amayzing Mayzie
The birds are all whistling at me now
Amayzing Mayzie
Baby, that's my tail

High or low
Gee, it's fabulous
Watch her go
Gee, I'm envious
To and fro
Mayzie's fabulous tail
I wish I had one like it

Left and right
Best I've ever seen
Day or night
Kid, you're turning green
What a sight
Mayzie's fabulous tail

Get those pills
Get the pills
And you can have frills
For all the world to see

And you can be amayzing
Well, almost as amayzing as me