Dinosaur egg, oh, dinosaur egg
When will you hatch?
'Cause I got a million people coming on Friday
And they except to see a dinosaur not an egg

Robot slave, oh, robot slave
When will you spring to life?
'Cause I got a million people coming on Friday
And I don't except to serve them drinks myself, myself

My own reflection, oh, my own reflection
Do you think anybody else
Thinks you're quite as handsome as I do
Probably not 'cause they're not me and I am biased

Solitude, sweet solitude
When will you, when will you disappear
'Cause you're an acceptable guest sometimes
But you'll not be a long term friend of mine

My solar buddy, oh, my solar buddy
When will I join you out of this flesh
'Cause I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
And I much rather be a golden ball of light but still I'm sick

Tortured spirit, oh, tortured spirit
When, will you appear?
'Cause I got a million people coming on Friday
And I don't wanna have to scare the **** out of them myself

Tortured spirit, oh, tortured spirit
When, will you appear?
'Cause I got a million people coming on Friday
And I don't wanna have to scare the **** out of them myself, myself