La, lala, la London Bridge
La, lala, la London Bridge

London Bridge is, is falling
London Bridge is falling
And the Tower of Pisa is leaning
The Statue of Liberty is green with envy

Penny for your thoughts
Penny for your lows
The clothes and dress codes
Tradition of false things

London Bridge is falling
India's got salt on its coast
There's a tea party in Boston
London bridge is falling

Made us wood and clay
That wouldn't stay
No matter how hard the people pray
The materials just washed away

They could have used rocks
Rocks don't bend or bow
But quite frankly
They had too many enemies to stone

And the empire, the empire state
The empire state is building
The Taj is on fire
These Horus cats make a killing

Heathens bow down to the sirens
An emergency for bread and cheese
They yell, 'Shut up and freeze'

The earth shall inherit the meek
When Canada put up a fence
'Cause their medicines so cheap
America's asleep, yeah, I'm snoring

And London Bridge is
And London Bridge is falling

I got the best seat in the house
They hired me as a watchman
London Bridge is falling
India's got salt on its coast
There's a tea party in Boston
London Bridge is

They made us stainless steel and wrought iron
That wall in China ain't so great
I built a bridge over a hymen
It goes up to the sky and mother Mary is crying

My fair lady don't cry it's gonna be alright
'Cause I'm alive, I'm alive and kicking
Tea party in Boston, tea party in Boston
The London Bridge is falling, London Bridge is falling
The London Bridge is falling