It must have rained two weeks last summer
When the ice-cream man canceled, it was such a ***kin' bummer
We were floating down the streets, lying naked in a raft
I was honing and practicing my love making craft
I was honing it, I held you

When the weather man said he couldn't grant us a reprieve
You were gettin' on my nerves and I want you to leave
Well, you test me every day, you're like a bug up my nose
I swear, I'm gonna leave you, but you keep me on my toes
Toes, let me hold you

Well, you're the one for me, I can't leave you
You nasty little *****, I ain't ever gonna free you
With the lipstick and the p***ion and the power and the blood
I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this never ending flood
In this flood, in this flood

If it rings and it's your mother then I'll fill it full of buckshot
If the sun comes up tomorrow then I guess I'll take your cuffs off
When you wiggle from the pain, I like the way you twist your spine
It's special moments like these that let me know that you're mine
I know you're mine, let me hold you

You're the one for me, I can't leave you
You nasty little *****, I ain't ever gonna free you
With the lipstick and the p***ion and the power and the blood
I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this never ending flood
In this flood, in this flood

My love is like a fire, I guess you call it two fisted
Some people call it sick, they don't understand, I'm twisted
Don't let the bruises scare your friends
We can cover them with the make-up
You know I'll always love you, you'll always be my buttercup
You'll be my buttercup, let me hold you

You're the one for me, I can't leave you
You nasty little *****, I ain't ever gonna free you
With the lipstick and the p***ion and the power and the blood
I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this never ending flood
In this flood

I wanna touch, I wanna tease
In this flood
I wanna tempt you, I wanna twist
In this flood