'Houses of the Holy,' was an album by Led Zeppelin
I bought it on eight track not on CD
Fades out in the middle the way an eight track's s'posed to
The way an eight track's s'posed to

I got the number thirteen tattooed on my bicep
The thirteenth letter of the alphabet is the letter 'M'
Stands for marijuana the way that it oughta
The way a letter oughta

The 'Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test' was a novel by Tom Wolfe
It's about taking LSD and driving 'cross the country
Drivin' in a school bus, a school bus on LSD
The way an education oughta be

I wanna drive a school bus over to the Brady's
And pick up Alice and then we'll bake some brownies
And then I'll grab Marcia and play with her Ouija board
And talk to Mr. Brady

'Houses of the Holy,' was a really *****in' album
Bonzo kicks *** on it and then he chokes on his vomit
The way a rock star's s'posed to die
The way a rock star's s'posed to die
The way a rock star's s'posed to die

I wanna die wasted in a room with Eddie Vedder
We could both die together but he'll go first
Yeah Eddie'll go first 'cause he's more famous
More famous than the Rugburns

When you buy our coffins put eight tracks in 'em
Playin' 'Houses of the Holy' 'cause it's a really *****in' album
Remember when I told you
Remember how it fades out
Remember when I told you