This vision that I'm seein'
Through these bloodshot, blurry eyes
Can't be the gal, I saw when I came in
She must've been a 4 or 5, you're closin' in on 10
You seem to gain a point with every beer that I take in

Well, I could've sworn your hair was bleached
But it sure looks natural now
Those crow's feet must've walked away with those extra pounds
The light here must be playin' tricks or maybe it's just too dim
Or is it just the state of mind I'm in?

Well, I guess that I can't hide it
And there ain't no use to fight it
I need your love tonight 'cause I'm
Beersighted

The perfume that you're wearin' nearly makes me lose my mind
I can't believe it only costs a dollar sixty-nine
This bar is gettin' crowded now and I'm feelin' kinda stoned
How would you like to go someplace where we can be alone?

Well, I guess that I can't hide it
And there ain't no use to fight it
I need your love tonight 'cause I'm
Beersighted

This vision that I'm seein' in the cold, hard light of day
Can't be the gal that I brought home last night
Just which head was I thinkin' with? My mind is in a whirl
I fell asleep with Dolly and woke up with Minnie Pearl

Well, I guess that I can't hide it
And there ain't no use to fight it
So meet me at the bar tonight, we'll get
Beersighted