Drive fast, don't crash
Make your money, make it last
Hang tight, kick back
Prepare yourself for the attack

Buy low, sell high
Take your pills, tell your lies
Fake your tan, wear a tie
Go to the gym you'll never die

And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go, to go

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
'Cos everybody knows that that's the way you go
'Cos everybody knows that that's the way you go

Tune in, drop out
Raise your voice, never shout
Find your true love on the couch
This is what it's all about

Change your face, keep your name
Keep it real don't play the game
Don't you know they're all the same?
Don't you know they're all the same?

And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go, to go

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
'Cos everybody knows that that's the way you go

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
'Cos everybody knows that that's the way you go

Dig deep, fly low
Celebrate a TV show
Raise the stakes, drop the pressure
Happiness you'll never measure

Bite your tongue, pay the man
Time to start your five year plan
Holiday in Vietnam
Then blow a kiss to Uncle Sam

And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go, to go

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
'Cos everybody knows that that's the way you go
Everybody knows that that's the way you go

That's the way to go
'Cos everybody knows that that's the way you go
And that that's the way to go, to go

Buy low, sell high, take your pills, tell your lies
Fake your tan, wear a tie
Go to the gym you'll never die