Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy
Goin' places with my mom and dad
It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act
After six or seven beers she's had

We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled
All the liquor runnin' thru her head
Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin'
When he grabbed me by the arm and said

'Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out
Showin' everybody in town'
Faces turnin' red we were wishin' we were dead
There where people standin' all around

When momma gets to drinkin' there ain't much thinkin'
There's nothing anybody can do
Just hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you

Well, we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home
When momma said she had to go, daddy pulled it over
We were standin' on the shoulder
While mom is puttin' on a show

Then he started up the truck
And momma stood up with her pants still around her knees
When we heard momma holler, 'If ya give me a dollar
Well, I'll let you take a peek at these'

'Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out'
Showin' everybody in town
Faces turnin' red, we were wishin' we were dead
There were people standin' all around

When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'
There's nothin' anybody can do
Oh, won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you
Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you