There was a time
When crazy days would start with wine
And now I tow a different line
I stay in bed and use my loaf instead of my bread

And stroll on 'cause I've been thinking so long
That something's gonna go wrong
It's gone to my head my vision's all blurred
And my legs feel like lead

But I'm clean, yeah, friends with Mr Sheen, yeah
Don't have to wean myself off of nothing
I'm two minutes clean
And that's not very often, stroll on

There was a time
When I would dread what I had said
Waking up in someone's bed wondering who I was
Naked and cold with an ache in my head

And stroll on 'cause I've been thinking so long
That something's gonna go wrong
It's gone to my head my visions all blurred
And my legs feel like lead

But I'm clean, yeah, friends with Charlie Sheen, yeah
Gonna meet the Queen, yeah
She's two minutes clean
And that's not very often, stroll on and on

Clean, yeah, friends with Mr Sheen, yeah
Don't have to wean myself off of nothing
I'm two minutes clean and that's not very often
I'm clean yeah, gonna meet the Queen, yeah
I won't be obscene yeah 'cause I'm two minutes clean
And that's not very often, stroll on
And on, and on, and on, and on, oh yeah