I'm a real man, got some real guitar I'm a real man
I don't even know where the boys are
I don't mean to frighten you little girl 'cause you're so sweet and nice
I don't need to tell you twice

I'm a real man
Got to rock like a real man
Tell you the shock from that elevator music in your computer program
How'd you like to rock with a real man

Real man baby
I ain't lyin' just thirty-one years old now and I don't mind dying
You can put the voodoo on me girl, ain't nothin' I can't dodge
Check out this Lincoln in my garage

Kids these days, talkin' about these young folks
They're just about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
Man after a hard day in the coal mine, I sure don't want to live
Just about as dangerous as a junior executive

I'm a real man
I got to rock like a real man
Tell you the shock from that elevator music in your computer program
How'd you like to rock with a real man

Every dollar I earn
I turn around and I burn
And if I land in jail
I know a whole lot of women willing to pay my bail

You might think I'm just some fool on a boast
But people are already talkin' now from coast to coast
This ain't Dan Rather talking, I ain't no President's son
But I know how to have my fun

I'm a real man
Got to rock like a real man
Tell you the shock from that elevator music in your computer program
How'd you like to rock with a real man

Every dollar I earn
I turn around and I burn
And if I land in jail
I know a whole lot of women willing to pay my bail

You might think I'm just some fool on a boast
But people are already talkin' now from coast to coast
This ain't Dan Rather talking, I ain't no President's son
I know how to have my fun

I'm a real man
Got to rock like a real man
Tell you the shock from that elevator music in your computer program
How'd you like to rock with a real man

I'm a real man
Got to rock like a real man
Tell you the shock from that elevator music in your computer program
How'd you like to rock with a real man