Phoned up my doctor to see what's the matter
He said, 'Come on over', I said, 'Do I have to?'
My knees started shaking, my wrists started aching

When my doctor said to me

'Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive'

Head nurse she blew it just like a tornado
When they started dancing I jumped off the table
If at myself heaving and as I was leaving

This is what they said to me

'Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can fly
Oh my my, if you try
It's guaranteed to keep you alive'

If you should slow down and you're feeling low down
Don't call up the doctor just grab you a partner
It's what you've been missing, I've got your prescription
That boogie-woogie remedy

Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie till we die
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Oh my my, oh my my
Watch me boogie, watch me slide
Oh my my, oh my my
Want to boogie, want to slide
Oh my my, oh my my

Oh, we boogie, oh, we fly
Oh my my, oh my my
Play that boogie
Play that slide