I can kick up my heels
I can raise a glass
To a good set o' wheels
I can ride a pony
And I can settle a score, between
A couple of friends, no more

And if I need to, I can walk the walk
And if you ask me, I can talk the talk
And if I have to I'll stand tall
In these here socks
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

I can make a pie
I can help pick out an outfit
To match the color of your eye
And I can tie a roast
I can make four different lunches
And not burn the toast

If I need to, I can be a rock
And if you ask me nice
Well, I would say, just knock
And if give me the keys
I can unlock all of your locks
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

I may not be an Adonis
I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods
I may not have those washboard abs
But I sure can do the wash
And my ironing is pretty good

I can prune the plants
I can stencil a whole floor
And not ruin my pants
I can glaze a room
I can weave a wicked tablecloth
On my antique loom

And if you're cue is slipping
Here, take my chalk
And if you want a kung pao
Well lemme grease my wok
And if you really gotta have those Calloways
I'll sell some stocks but I'll never, no I'll never

Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non
E mai su una scatola dei Wheaties