If God was a woman
With long blond hair
Would you kneel at her altar
And offer her prayer?

Could she be your addiction?
Could she make you sin?
If God was a woman
And you were her man

If God was a woman
Would you be impressed
If she showed up in high heels
And a pretty red dress?

Would you make a donation
Or would you draw the line?
Would you yield to temptation
Or savor her wine?

If God was a woman
She'd come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise

When she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye?

If God was a woman
If God was a woman
Tell me who could we blame
Would she make Jesus righteous
Or completely insane?

If God was a woman
Would she kiss and tell?
Would we wind up in heaven
Or would we all burn in hell?

If God was a woman
She'd come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah

And if she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion?
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman
And you were her man, yeah

If God was a woman
Would she come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah

When she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye?

If God was a woman
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
We's all burn in hell

If God was a woman
Woman, woman, woman
If God was a woman
Tell me who would we blame?

If God was a woman
If God was a woman
She'd drive us insane, yeah