Armchair detective, what's your synopsis?
Hoping you'll tell us how we can stop this
'Cause nobody wants to look stupid today more so than usual
To say something clever is of such importance
To say something clever is crucial

Armchair detective, what you surmising?
A fountain of knowledge in times of crisis
Opinions like ***holes on days like today, everyone's got one
You'd best say it quick, while it's fresh in your mind
Say it before it's forgotten

Just 'cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right
'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right
Because you shout loudest don't mean that you're right
'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right

Ignorance is bliss, a folly to be wise
What's the best course of action? Awaiting some advice
Knee jerk reactions are invoked today more so than usual
To say something clever is of such importance
To say something clever is crucial

Say what you think however far from the truth it might be
Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read
Say what you think however far from the truth it might be
Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read

Just 'cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right
'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right
Because you shout loudest don't mean that you're right
'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right