It's sure lonely around here
Ever since Ren got his
Pectoral implants and went to Hollywood

I've never asked for anything
Just your happiness
And now that you have found it
I should be glad, I guess

But I've played in my litter box
As long as I can
And I would give most anything
Just to hear, 'What is it man?'

I know you've got your pecs now
And gone on to bigger things
But before you go and flex now
There's a cat at home who sings

That each and every day and
Night he misses his best friend
And I only need to see you once
To make this feelings end

No matter where you go
No matter what you do
Remember there's little bit of
Stimpy's butt in you

And just once when you strike a
Pose could you think of me?
'Cause when I scratch my rear
I think of how it use to be

The house is much too quite
Now that I don't hear your voice
And you know that I'd be with you
If I only had my choice

But I know, I will smile again
When I see your name in lights
And when they talk about you
I'll tell them that I knew you
When you were just Ren