Okay Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons
Oh, rapture

They swing by their tails
With the greatest of ease
Those hairy lower life forms
We call monkeys

They have so much fun
When they play in the trees
Oh how I love to be one of these
So, I'm gonna be a monkey

A monkey, monkey, monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey

Would you like to be one too?
When one monkey's itchy
Another is nice
He'll pick from his back
All the Vermine and ice

And if he gets hungry
He'll shake on some ice
And eat the bug without thinking twice
Mmm, delicious

So I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey

Would you like to be one too?
Okay, if you wanna be a monkey
You gotta learn to act like a monkey
And I've got the know how

'Cause I've seen every
Tarzan movie ever made
So watch and learn