Well, I fed your dog while you were on vacation
Covered all your shifts for you operation
But when you got back
You still wouldn't show me your brand new silicone boobs

So I took a walk around my neighborhood
To get you off of my mind like I knew that I ought to
But when I saw a big black van
Run down a bird I had to think about you

But no I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
'Cause I'm a healthy
Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy

Yeah you tell a story like a broken record
And you tell a story like a broken record
And I tell a story like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway

So you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise
While I stayed home and cried into my bottle of pills
But when you got back
You didn't even have yourself a tan 'cause you stayed in your room

So I fed your dog while you were out of town
And I mowed your lawn when he wasn't around
But when you got back
You had the nerve to ask me if I had gone through some your clothes
Yeah I'm right

No I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
'Cause I'm a healthy
Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy, yeah yeah

Yeah you tell a story like a broken record
And you tell a story like a broken record
And I tell a story like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
N-n-n-no, n-n-n-no

No I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
'Cause I'm a healthy
Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy, yeah yeah

Yeah you tell a story like a broken record
And I tell a story like a broken record
And we tell a story like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you like

You tell a story like a broken record and
And I tell a story like a broken record
And I like stories like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
No, no, no, no, no, no, my, my
Ain't jealous of, ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway