I guess I could have run away
When I saw that look in her eyes
But she brought me to my knees
Before I had time to realize

But I wished I'd never turned
To see her smile at me
But she lured me to her lair
With all the things she promised me

Well if I could
You know I would run away
Right now

I can't sleep 'cause she snores like a chain saw
And I can't eat cause she can't cook
I can't write 'cause she's got all my inspiration
And she can't count all the pills I took, yeah

She threw a leash around my neck
And started spending all my money
I ate her cooking night and day
Even though I thought it tasted funny

She's kept me locked inside her house
Days and nights and holidays
No escape was to be found
I tried a thousand billion ways

Well if I could
You know I would run away
Right now

I can't sleep 'cause she snores like a chain saw
And I can't eat 'cause she can't cook
I can't write 'cause she's got all my inspiration
And she can't count all the pills I took

All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took

So I wish I would have run away
When I saw that look in her eyes
But she brought me to my knees
Before I had time to realize

And I wished I'd never turned
To see she smiled at me
But she lured me to her lair
With all the things she promised me

Well if I could
You know I would run away
Right now

I can't sleep 'cause she snores like a chain saw
And I can't eat 'cause she can't cook
I can't write 'cause she's got all my inspiration
She 'can't count all the pills I took

I can't sleep 'cause she snores like a chain saw
And I can't eat 'cause she can't cook
I can't write 'cause she's got all my inspiration
She can't count all the pills I took

All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
All the pills I took
yeah yeah yeah