So just how far down do you want to go
And we can talk it out over a cup of Joe
And you can look deep into my eyes
Like I was a super-model

Well it's just you and me baby
No one else we can trust
We'll say nothin' to no one
No how or we'll bust
Never crack a smile or flinch or cry
For nobody

So give you I'd card to the border guard
Your alias says you captain John Luke Picard
Of the united federation of planets
'Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Yeah, everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I get the pesos
Yeah that seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
We'll slash the deputy's tires
They won't get very far
When they finally get the word
That there's been a hold-up

So give you I'd card to the border guard
Your alias says you captain John Luke Picard
Of the united federation of planets
'Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

And everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I get the pesos
Yeah that seems fair

And that seems fair
And that seems fair
And that seems fair, yeah yeah

So give you I'd card to the border guard
Your alias says you captain John Luke Picard
Of the united federation of planets
'Cause they won't speak English any ways

And everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Well everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I get the pesos
Yeah that seems fair

And that seems fair
And that seems fair
Well that seems fair