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She called me late last night to say she loved me so
Didn't matter anymore, I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

If I get drunk well I'll p*** out on the floor now, baby
You won't bother me no more, and if you're drinkin' well
You know that you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
But I guess he changed her mind
Well I should have known, it wouldn't be all right
But I can't live without her, so I won't even try

If I get drunk well I'll p*** out on the floor now, baby
You won't bother me no more, and if you're drinkin' well
You know that you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer

Maybe some day I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
She said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell

If I get drunk well I'll p*** out on the floor now, baby
You won't bother me no more, she said, 'Well it's okay boy cause
You know we'll be good friends', And I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a