It's been a pretty long time, baby but now I'm back in town
It's time to leave your husband, now you know that little clown
Last time we were seeing didn't you beg for more
It's okay with me as long as you do it four on the floor

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover but not my tender wife

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand

I've missed the little North Pole on the bottom of my twister
Here's the one-eyed-worm, now you'll never be a sister
Well, it's time to leave now, you better walk her home
Don't forget you underwear, you look pretty stoned

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man