She turned her night light on and blew him a kiss
He stared back with green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from the back of the disc
Next to a promise of the biggest prize, oh

She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with tee-shirts and 8 by 10's
He looks dreamy, she's in love from afar
When she's pickin' up her fallen star

Downstairs, the late shows got the 'Age Of The Rock'
The monks on from last Sunday at the Milky Way
Mom's writing checks to the priest on the church singing 'Dig Down Deep'
'Cause if you wanna get to Heaven, all you gotta do is pay to pray

She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with holy water and Amens
He looks dreamy, she's in love from afar
When she's pickin' up her fallen star

She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with tee-shirts and 8 by 10's
He looks dreamy, she's in love from afar
When she's pickin' up her fallen star
Pickin' up her fallen star

Shake, shake that booty
Promise and Pinocchio
You make your money
Now watch that money grow

She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with tee-shirts and 8 by 10s
He looks dreamy, she's in love from afar
When she's pickin' up her fallen star

Joining a fan club, big mistake
I still get heartburn thinking of the stamps I ate
'Cause I loved him before fate crashed his car
See, I'm praying for a falling star
I'm wish for a falling star

Aah aah aah aah aah