You have three minutes in which to tell me a dream, any dream
Some one you had last night, if you can remember it
Or any dream you can remember
Go ahead, try not to censor, just let it out
Begin please

I got a little uh
(Just a beautiful night)
It's not like a dream, it's a confession y'know?
I kinda wild out last night y'know to some ****
Real ill ****
(It's just a beautiful night)
Let me tell you about it

Took this girl out to the movies y'know
Dinner, the whole ****, y'know
We had the lovely time, y'know
Took her back to the crib, y'know

I spent a lot of money on her
I, I, I p***ed off, so I felt like she should p*** off
Y'know? But she didn't, so I took it

Yeah, I ****d her y'know
I mean you know. I know it's ***ked up
But uh, I-I-I felt bad so I left
Y'know I went out, went to the store
To get me a little somethin' to drink, y'know

Went to this, went to this bar
Ordered some Amaretto, y'know
Bottle of Amaretto you know
This whitey bartender said uh
He don't serve no ******s, y'know?

What? Huh, I snapped on this mother***ker, y'know
Draggin' him by his collar
Pullin' him over the muh'***kin' counter
Dragged him outside and I killed this mother***ker
I really wild out last night, I was illin'

But straight up, to be honest, Doc?
It was a beautiful night
(It's just a beautiful night for a date ****)
I mean, it was a beautiful night though
I kinda enjoyed that **** for some reason
(A beautiful night, for a kill)

I mean I could do that **** again, y'knowhatI'msayin'?
(It's a beautiful night for a homicide)
That's what I'm tryin' to tell you, somethin' wrong here
It's a beautiful night
(A beautiful night, let's go steal)

(Well, it's a beautiful night to kill crackers)
So I went to Madison Square Garden to see
The Beastie Boys, youknowhatI'msayin'?
Them *****z had me riled up, youknowhatI'msayin'?
(A beautiful night, all around, woah)

They was doing The New Style, all that **** y'knowhatI'msayin'?
I really enjoyed the ****, slam dancin' y'know
(It's a beautiful night for a date ****)
Folks was really into that **** y'knowhatI'msayin'?
Vintage old school rap, y'know?
(A beautiful night for a kill)
This one cracker slam danced a little too hard and

I ain't like that **** y'knowhatI'msayin'?
I'm enjoyin' myself, he enjoyin' hisself
But some, some reason, some s-s-some friction kicked off y'know?
I grabbed this mother***ker, I snapped his neck, you know?

This ***** dropped right there, boom
Crackers was lookin' me y'know'm'sayin'
They was scared though y'know
They ain't never see a muh'***kin' cracker drop like that doe
I killed this muh'***ker but it was a beautiful night

(It's just a beautiful night, for a date ****)
It was a beautiful night
(A beautiful night for a kill)
I mean I wasn't wrong for that **** was I Doc?
(It's a beautiful night for a homicide)
This type of **** happen everyday in the ghetto Doc
(A beautiful night, let's go steal)
You should come on down, hang out

Yo there's this girl, y'knahmsayin' named Susie
I used to date, y'knahmsayin'?
She got a butter body, she-yknahmsayin'?
She real slick, y'know

Me and my homeboys, we got together
She hung with a few of her crew, y'knahmsayin'?
We was all coolin' out, three and three, y'knahmsayin'?

But her girlfriends y'know they weren't with it
They stepped off, they left her
Me and my homeboys, I ain't gon' say no names
Y'knowhatI'msayin', Doc, 'cause that would be wrong
We start feelin' on the ****, feelin' her up y'knowhatI'msayin'?
Enjoyin' ourselves, y'knahmsayin'? We had our way with it y'know?

First I thought she was enjoyin' it
But when she started screamin' no
And **** I knew we was wrong
But we just took that **** man ***k it
It was a beautiful night

(It's just a beautiful night, for a date ****)
It was a beautiful night, Doc, y'know?
(A beautiful night for a kill)
I mean is there somethin' wrong with me
Enjoyin' this type of ****, Doc? I mean y'know

(It's a beautiful night for a homicide)
My old mom, she brought me up right y'know
Whatever, but I like the ****
(A beautiful night, let's go steal)
Well, it's a beautiful night to kill crackers
(A beautiful night all around, woah)
I was watchin' all my children one day
(It's a beautiful night)

Unfortunately I can not give a clinical ****ysis
Of the symbolism of this dream
Unless we want this record thoroughly banned
But let me tell you it's pretty dirty