I hit the button called 'Send'
You're my virtual boyfriend
Didn't mean to offend, it's really coming to an end
Baby, don't you know?
I hit the button called 'Send'
You're my virtual boyfriend

You're like a MySpace friend, that's all
Just a text or a missed call
We hardly see each other at all
Just an email or a call

Virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend

I've had a up, up day
Threw the credit card away
Got out of the rut, no need to look back
I'm looking to the future and I'm not looking back
I hit the button called 'Send'
You're my virtual boyfriend

You're like a MySpace friend, that's all
Just a text or a missed call
I never knew but I lost control
That you loved your Blackberry phone

Virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend
Virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend

Wo-wo, wo-wo-wo
I can see you
Wo-wo, wo-wo-wo
I can't touch you
I can't touch you

I've had a up, up day
Threw the credit card away
Got out of the rut, no need to look back
I'm looking to the future and I'm not looking back
I hit the button called 'Send'
You're my virtual boyfriend

You're like a MySpace friend, that's all
Just a text or a missed call
Didn't mean what I said at all
But you never ever call

Virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend
A virtual boyfriend
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