Followed the directives
All I found was obsolescence
Flesh and bone
Will fade like any other

Manufacturer malpractice
Given hearts and ammunition
You can't promise me
You'll always love me

There's no program
It's so much more efficient
Find a defect, replace it
And I covet the freedom

To have a thousand volts
Just flow through
Capillaries of copper

Number five is alive
It’s the perfect reply
The demand's been supplied
Number five is alive

The olfactory sensor's overloaded
The circuit boards are jammed with romance
Everybody knows
That girls love robots

Photoelectric eye can see
It’s been programmed with loyalty
When it gets weary
We'll install another, it's so simple

When human beings break
There's no clear process
For repairment
No easy way to fix it

I can't depend on conduct
Not commanded by coding

Number five is alive
It’s the perfect reply
The demand's been supplied
Number five is

When you buy your replacement parts
Please be certain
That they're only acme brand
Replacement robot parts

They were the first
And they're still the best

So you can be positive
Nothing will go wrong today
No need for the service call
On Saturday

Yes, you can be positive
Nothing will go wrong today
No need for the service call
On Saturday

Number five is
Number five is alive
Number five is alive
Number five is alive

Yeah, number five is alive
Number five is alive
Number five is alive
Yeah, number five is alive