He scares easily, it makes him so angry at me
And his head spins around
Just like the Exorcist and I
Find it ever so hard to resist his cries

But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace

But he under estimates my mind
I know he's messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead

Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being

Trigger Happy Jack, you're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack
Is just a drive by go, go, go

And after a while he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
When I know I better bite the bullet
'Cause it's just another one of his Jedi mind tricks

But this ain't no head trip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
And you know deep down I know

Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being

Trigger Happy Jack, you're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack
Is just a drive by go, go, go

Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a ****?
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a ****?

Go, go

And I hate myself just enough to want him
But I hate him just enough to get off
But I understand him
Maybe I'm just crazy enough to love him, why not?

You can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being

Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being

Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho
Like a normal human being