Hey guys
Welcome, take a seat
Now get relaxed, we're gonna slouch your neck tonight

Welcome to the show today
You're gonna have fun in a major way
I know you got bills to pay
But it's my job to help you let it wash away

Welcome to the show today
You're gonna have fun in a major way
I know you got bills to pay
But it's my job to help you let it wash away

Who rocks the mic? Who rocks the mic right?
Mr. black Jack Tripper 'cause I do what I like
Between the Janets and Chrissys of the world I stand
Not a gigolo but a man, microphone in my hand 'til I die

Not doing this for money, not doing this for fame
I'm doing this so I can change the whole freakin' game
Negroes in colorful clothes dancing like super clones
New MC Hammers get the gas face, you gotta go

You guys are wack now, go hit the back now
Man disappear brak-a-shoo-koo pa-shoo pow
New generation of just regular dudes
We don't dress the same but sing the same blues

So let your hands fly if you do agree with me
P-I-G-E-O-N middle name Kenneth then ends with Johnny
Used to have a white girl, now I gotta white wife
Kinda gettin' used to hearing 'Brother, that ain't right'

Welcome to the show today
You're gonna have fun in a major way
I know you got bills to pay
But it's my job to help you let it wash away

Welcome to the show today
You're gonna have fun in a major way
I know you got bills to pay
But it's my job to help you let it wash away

Freaky, deeky, deeky, shows all up in the LA Weekly
Used to pay to play, now I play when they pay me
And I thank God for that supplyin' my needs
Sometimes my wants get left out but that balances greed

And I need that between a life in a spotlight
And being sweated by jakes on a curb in a cop's light
But I stand strong, singer/songwriter with Adidas on
Head full of Beatles and De La playin' ping pong

With Phil Collins and Genesis as the referees
Peter Gabriel and Ad-Rock bangin' BDP
Who will win the game, hip hop or rock 'n' roll?
My inner voice saying, nig, it's the same stroll

So I stand still, classic like an old photo
Of my uncle James in the 70's in Idaho
Or Long Beach, I really can't tell, it's kinda blurry
It's lost in translation and I'm like Bill Murray

Welcome to the show today
You're gonna have fun in a major way
I know you got bills to pay
But it's my job to help you let it wash away

Welcome to the show today
You're gonna have fun in a major way
I know you got bills to pay
But it's my job to help you let it wash away

Yes, yes, y'all, and you don't stop
This is Pigeon John on the microphone, sure shot
Yes, yes, y'all, it's all downhill
Pa, ra, pa, ra, ra, pa, pa, ra, ra, ra, ra
Yeah