Where oh where is Mickey Mouse
Live and well in the White House
What's the word on common sense
It's been sitting on the fence

Have you seen the mastermind
Someone's bashed it from behind
Leaders saints and honest men
What's become of them today

Let's play U.S.A. , let's play U.S.A.
How I love the life I lead
Cannot think and cannot read
Watch our values slip away
Play the game of U.S.A.

Even though we lost the race
To get the first man into space
We will be the first country
To run automatically

Soon the robots we create
Starring on the great [unverified]
Wide wait [unverified]

Let's play U.S.A. , let's play U.S.A.
How I love the life I lead
Cannot think and cannot read
Watch our values slip away
Play the game of U.S.A.

Won't it be a lot of fun
Every man will own a gun
Shoot the ones whose point of view
Makes a point that bothers you

Go on and pollute the land
Clean air will be sold in cans
Did you hear the master plan?
One nation under Disney land

Let's play U.S.A. , let's play U.S.A.
How I love the life I lead
Cannot think and cannot read
Watch our values slip away
Play the game of U.S.A.