Does it bother you to have my feet on your desk?
Please take it as a sign of no respect
Your office was open, thought we'd have a little talk
Here's somethin' you can stuff in your suggestion box

You're a bonehead jerk, yeah, I said it
I've been doin' all the work
You've been takin' all the credit
Shootin' me down, ridin' me steady
Come on, boss, fire when ready

I know you can't let me go without due cause
And I wouldn't wanna see you breakin' any laws
I could lay down on the job when I'm not home sick
But the more I think about it, this oughta do the trick

You're a bonehead jerk, yeah, I said it
I've been doin' all the work
You've been takin' all the credit
Shootin' me down, ridin' me steady
Come on, boss, fire when ready

I could've given my notice, sent you a memo
Or written you a resignation letter
Sayin' I quit, I've had it, that's it
But this just feels so much better

You're a bonehead jerk, yeah, I said it
I've been doin' all the work
You've been takin' all the credit
Shootin' me down, ridin' me steady
Come on, boss, fire when ready

You're a bonehead jerk, yeah, I said it
I've been doin' all the work
You've been takin' all the credit
Shootin' me down, ridin' me steady
Come on, boss, fire when ready