Someday when I'm a granddaddy
Be the laziest son of a ***** you ever seen
We won't care if the kids are being bratty
I'll just walk around as if it's all a dream

And if the whole world loses its mind I'll be fine
Ride the roller coaster 'round the bend back again

If I live to be 'bout ninety five
Gon' sit on my porch and eat myself an apple
They say one a day helps keep the doctor away
And that's okay

But I ain't taking chances on my fate
Gonna bounce you on my knees just in case
Someday if I burn out or fade away
Just like everything else in my life I'll be running late

Someday if they put me in a home I'll be gone
Ain't no use to wander 'round alone, be gone, I'll be gone

Someday when I'm a granddaddy
Be as sweet as pumpkin pie, just wait and see
We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house
So all the little ones will come and see me
We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house
Then all the little ones will come and see me