Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah
I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
I can't swim, I never could swim
I never will swim

Oh, put me down
Let go my leg
I told ya, will you shut up
I told ya I can't swim, ha ho no

Put me down, I hate water, ho
(Hah, ah hah, ah hah, ahh)
Will you shut up

(Aqua boogie, baby)
Never learned to swim
(Underwater boogie baby)
Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke
(Aqua boogie, baby)

Why should I hold my breath
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Feelin' that I might choke
(Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah)
(Aqua boogie, baby)

Things ya blow through
Because of things ya swim through
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Why hold your nose to spite your face
(Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah)
(Aqua boogie, baby)

With the rhythm that makes you dance
To what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie, baby)
You can dance underwater and not get wet, oh

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Put me down, let go my leg, oh)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop
I hate water, let me go, put me down, hah ho
You're all wet

(I'm at the boogie, baby)
Never mean to drown
(I'm underwater boogie baby)
Can't comprehend all the strokes

(I'm at the boogie, baby)
Why should I hold my breath?
(Underwater boogie, baby)
(He's deep)
Feelin' that I might choke, oh

(Aquaboogie, baby)
There's a magic rhythm one with the a real drum
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Why blow your nose to spite your face
(Aquaboogie, baby)

With the rhythm it takes to dance
To what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie, baby)
You can dance underwater and not get wet

Boogie with who?
(Boogie boogie with me)
I am the nose
(Ha ah, hah ah, ha ah)
I don't swim
I don't dance

(Ha ah, hah ah, ha ah)
I don't swim or dance
(Biohumanyouloop)
I'm too cool to swim, or dance
I might get my hand wet
(Underwater boogie baby, underwater boogie baba)
(Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah)

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
I don't even sweat
(Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop)
(Underwater boogie, baby, underwater boogie, baba)
I'm cool

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, psychoalpha)
Go head wit 'cho funk
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Put me down turn me loose
Ahh, let go my leg, I hate water

Oh, leave me alone
You're crazy
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
Ohh hah, stop it

Oh, there you go again
Oh, it feels good, oh, it feels good
Oh, it feels good
I am the nose, leave me alone

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
The motion picture's underwater
Starring most of you loops

Never learned to swim
Can't comprehend all the strokes

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Underwater boogie, baby, yeah ho)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
(Underwater boogie, baby)

A motion picture underwater
Starring most of you loops
(Yeah ho, ha ha get on down)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
(I am the nose)
A motion picture underwater
Starring most of you loops
(Fool baby)
(Hit me)

Bioaquadooloop
(Ah ho ha ha, get down)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops