When Michael's got the basketball
It's Michael's house from wall to wall
You hear that name, it's a different game
When it's Michael Jordan's ball

When it's Michael's ball you're dead, you're through
'Cause Michael takes the game to you
He's in your face, you lost the race
It's Michael Jordan's ball

The fake, the spin
The drive and then he's in the paint
The pump, the jump and he's up in the air
Like a goddamn saint

When Michael bolts and he *********s
You feel the volts he generates
He's slick as soap, he's king, he's Pope
He's Michael Friggin' Jordan

You fake, you spin, you drive
And then you're in the paint
You pump, you jump and you're up there
You're up there, you're up there

And you're through the roof
And you're in the zone
Two hundred proof testosterone
You're bad, you're hot, you're almost God

You're Michael Jordan
Say it!
I'm Michael
I'm Michael
I'm Michael
I'm Michael

I'm Michael
I'm Michael
I'm Michael
Michael Jordan

Let's get ready to rumble