Oh cutie got it goin' on!
Cute? What? That dirty mother***ker?
You buggin'!
Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly mother***ker
You buggin', no look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride!
What stride? Ugly mother***ker, he ain't ****
See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that
You got mad sour flavor on shorty, 'cuz that ain't **** at all
I'm yo G, I don't think he realizes it
Look at him
Look at what? Dirty mother***ker, he ain't ****
Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B
I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, siso
True, true just look at him, just look at his disposition

Approach the school nine thirty, you're late
The time happy the solution was my date
Get in your cl***, walk to your chair
Pop is all you see and then occasionally stare
At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking you
Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood
Simulated from a sensimilia blonde
Tell the young girl 'Baby, you're the one I want'
She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore
So you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally
Pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild *****
You cannot afford this
Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend
Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots
To rap out loose in my cl***
But I kept sayin' the size of my **** and that ***
So I turned around to arrange a date
Swingin' episode, baby number one's gotta say it
She popped a gum, cold twist to come
I said 'Baby, how you feel?'
She said 'Sure'
Then I said 'Sure', I just found my thrill
Wear in the cl***room, know I'm Blueberry Hill
'Cause what I said just bottled her hate
She put her face on the chest, this is what the ***** said
'Because of you I aint hurting but then my within my heart
'Cause no, I'm not right to be flirtin', but our relationship has to start
You're the one that I'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin'
Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is why'

I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder
The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries
Forgot the ketchup thats when I pressed up
I've been watching you mowing your lawn
The thoughts were flowin' while I'm holdin' the palm
'Hey whats that on your menu?' From there we continued
To talk about this and that we chit and chat
Sipped on the Coke then I stroked the back
As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra
She said 'Nah!', that's when I noticed her Pah
Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank
At parties drink Bacardi and didn't think
Just act silly with his brother Willy
Another hillbilly gettin' ill with the Philly
And moonshine but it's a new time of day
On the stoop doing the Patty Duke
Ok, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to Apple Jacks
Chub chub!

Yo, you *****z, *****z be actin' like
They be lovin' them, them them fancy *****es
I, I likes me a nasty *****
***** that's willing to do anythin' at any given time
***** gotta be nasty 'cuz I'm a nasty *****
I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a ***k what it was
I'll, ah, anything I'm a nasty mother***ker girl

I'm just sittin' right in my cl*** at a quarter to ten, right?
Waiting patiently for the cl*** to begin right?
Teacher says
'Open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph on **** ***'
I said '**** ***! What kind of cl*** is this?'
Yo, next to me said, 'Whats wrong with you Miss?
This is a lesson that makes you feel fine
Kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!'
I said, 'Don't try to use no hypnotic spell'
She said, 'Be my ***istant, I'd show rather tell!'
My knees buckled heart started to drop
My **** grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop
I tried to run, she yelled out 'Freeze!'
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined *** laws
She responded quick with a slick
Welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, 'Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs.'

Part two comin' up