Sit back, matter of fact
Teasing, toying, turning, chatting, charming
Hissing, playin' the crowd

Play that song again
Another couple klonopin'
A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow

Oh, such grace, oh, such beauty
And lipstick and callous
And fishnets and malice
Oh darlin'

You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were I would
A list of standard issue regrets
One last eighty proof, slouchin' in the corner booth
Baby, it's as good as it gets

Oh, such grace, oh such beauty
So precious, suspicious
And charming and vicious
Oh darlin', you're a million ways
Oh darlin'

You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

Oh darlin', oh darlin', you're a million ways
Oh darlin', oh darlin', you're a million ways
Oh darlin', oh darlin', you're a million ways to be
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)

(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
Oh darlin', you're a million ways to be cruel