I am he as you are he
As you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run, I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

Yes, I am the egg man, we are the egg men
And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

Expert, textpert, choking, smoking
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied, I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing, Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo