If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn't have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?

If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity

Lately, I've been doing a little thinkin'
'Bout the things that satisfy you
It's making me wonder 'bout the things
That you, you see in me

I hate the way you like to say
Your man's a celebrity
Baby, what's the deal
I thought you wanted me for me

You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
'Cause you keep pushin' me away
'Cause I aint got no time to play, so I say

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn't have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?

If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity

Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity

I'm glad that you are having a good time
Livin' the life that I've laid out for me
Constantly splurging, spending my money
On everything you see

It would be different
If you had something
Maybe like a J O B
You need to get your thing together, yeah

You gotta stop runnin' games, sayin'
It ain't about my fame
'Cause you know if things weren't this way
You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn't have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?

If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity

If you really loved me, you'd try and show me
That it ain't even about my name
But you try to use me, you lie to fool me
So it can never be the same

So now I'm leaving you behind
I've found somebody
Who can love me for me
And that's all I need, yeah

Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn't have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?

If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn't have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?

If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity

If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn't have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?

If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity, yeah