Here's a little something so apropos
A certain kind of person that you might know
If his shirt's real big and his pants real low
That's a sucka mother***ker from head to toe

You might know a sucka that tries too hard
Charging big jewels on his VISA card
When it's time for rent all the money's spent
That there's a sucka mother***king indigent

Sucka put down that 40 ounce beer
You were shopping at Abercrombie just this year
So give up the gangsta **** you talking
Take your snap on grills right back to Weehawken

**** starting, olive garden
All that you could eat
You got the bread sticks and salad
But the fine wine is for free

Oh no do-see-do, see you at the rodeo
You ain't scandalous, think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisserie
Oooh girl, that's what up, sucka mother***ker back the ***k up

Sucka mother***ker's in automobiles
Neon light underneath your monster truck wheels
With your chain link light up vanity plate
You need a spoiler so big just to get a date

Got the kids in the back and you're sipping on a Coors
With your pro-life sticker like the choice is yours
And if we want to know who you voted for
You got Bush on your bumper and a baby on board

You got a brand new car, should have bought the hybrid
'Cause you could afford it and I wish that I did
Change your mind and all that you stand for
Put a llama in your life and bring back Al Gore

Sucka mother***ker's in SUVs
Driving around the block just smoking trees
Misinformin' so alarming
Don't believe in global warming

Oh no do-see-do, see you at the rodeo
You ain't scandalous, think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisserie
Oooh girl, that's what up, sucka mother***ker back the ***k up

Tell me who's the sucka mother***ker now?
Tell me who's the sucka mother***ker now?
Tell me who's the sucka mother***ker now?
Tell me who's the mother***king sucka now?

Tell me who's the sucka mother***ker now?
Tell me who's the sucka mother***ker now?
Tell me who's the sucka mother***ker now?
Tell me who's the mother***king sucka now?

Oh no do-see-do, see you at the rodeo
You ain't scandalous, think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisserie
Oooh girl, that's what up, sucka mother***ker back the ***k up

Going to the bank in my neighborhood
Wearing sweatpants and it don't look good
Hear a mother***ker mumble when I walk by
He looks me up and down and I know why

How you doing girls? You know you're looking fine
And the view if even better from behind
Why don't you sit yourself down upon my crate?
Bring along your girls from Northern State

Sir, it seems you may lack employment
And I don't exist just for your enjoyment
See I'm just trying to get from point B to point A
So sucka mother***ker get out my way

This one's going out to the Democrats
2004 y'all came real whack
But now that we got some real candidates
Can we please come correct in 2008?