Please give up this space to someone worthy
Of course, we are not worthy to rest our bones
Ignore the human race at your peril
Although magazine values are all around

I see tired and deflated faces
What is this thing happening?
Climb on to the magic bus
Soon you will be part of us

If you see an unattended package or bag
Don't ignore it, don't touch it
Alert a police officer
Or a member of staff

Look out please, mind the gap
Watch out for the people trap
Here we are, going down
Hold on, before we hit the ground

Look out please, mind the gap
Stiletto stuck in the ground
Look out please, mind the gap
Someone is gonna get a slap

Ditto, okay, that's cool, that's fine
Yes sir, no sir, sorry, no thanks

Alert a police officer
Or a member of staff

Mind the gap, mind the gap
Better mind the gap, mind the gap
Better mind the gap, mind the gap
Better mind the gap, mind the gap

What is this thing happening?
I said, what is this un-happening?

Mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap
Better mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap