Hey mirror man
I know these days are hard times for you
But don't be fooled by what you see with your two eyes
You got your head in the sand
Don't you have something better to do
Why don't you get a life, one of your own that's not full of lies?

Is it all the girls who turned you down?
Is it all your friends, no longer around?
Is it the guy who's in that band?
Or is it yourself that you really cannot stand?

Hey mirror man
Amaze me with something else than complains
Maybe now it's time to stop wine about for a change
You got your head in the sand
And your feet locked up in jealous bitter chains
With that in mind your situation's not too strange

You got a taste for jealousy
And you cannot stand what you see in me
I guess all this shows, a little love is what you miss
You got a rage to stimulate
What would you be without all your hate?
What will you do when there is no one left to screw?