Well, I've had this secret
And I feel it's time that you should know
When I'm in your arms it turns me on

But I've got a conscience too
And it says my heart's never in tune
With anything I do

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan, I'm your biggest fan

I've had this secret
And now it's time that you should know
I was wrong to string you along

But circulating the streets in the pulsing heat
I scoured your town, completely aroused
And making love to your memory

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

Sad minion of mine, don't be so unkind
I know I stole your coat, you can have this song I wrote
I've just crossed the line from fashion to crime
But it's such a perfect fit when I am wearing it

Sad minion of mine, don't be so unkind
I know I stole your coat, you can have this song I wrote
I've just crossed the line from fashion to crime

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I wanna kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan, I'm your biggest fan