I got a note from Jesus, he says that I'm the one
And you should give me all your money, so I can have some fun
He put me on the T.V. so you can dial in
You can find me chillin' at your local ATM

Sunset and Curson at twenty after three
Cloe from my Jr. high was holding up a tree
She said, she was a model and was working all the time
I gave her thirty dollars then she started sucking mine

Chop it off, chop it off
You terminate the cancer before it grows a smile
Chop it off, chop it off
If you think that's beautiful, it must have been awhile

Chop it off, chop it off
Everything is wonderful, everything is fine
Chop it off, chop it off
You can wear the idiot hat cause your just in denial

Talking on the porcelain phone, feeling kinda chic
No one seems to hear me 'cause the signals sorta week
This is not a problem, I can quit at any time
If you leave a bag for me I'll be your valentine

You say that he's prince charming and he's the perfect guy
But if you ever look at me he'll poke out both your eyes
I can see the love there, it's written on your skin
It says that you're the punching bag, can you hear my violin?